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What We Do
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How We Help
So you’re watching the spinning circle of doom waiting for Go Father’s web service to finally load the site, so you can make one small tweak. Your time is more valuable than that. We host one site to one server. That’s it. 1:1 ratio, never shared. Ever.
Imagine never having to update a plugin or theme ever again. Imagine not having to check the visual comparison screenshots for dozens, or hundreds, of sites. We will do that for you. Best of all: we inspect, compare, and validate each update ourselves. With real human eyes.
Websites receive report cards too you know. Being the overachievers that we are, we strive to get A’s each and every time. That’s why when we partner with you, we’ll ensure each site gets a 90/100 or higher score every time.
Nothing bums out a weekend barbeque more than a call about how a site has been hacked. The headache of cleaning that up and then configuring the security all over again. We address all of those points and more proactively and daily.
The best kind of client is one you didn’t have to spend money to get an ad in front of them. The best kind of service is one that you find easily and didn’t have an ad in your face. We combine both worlds so everyone is happy. Organically, easily, and consistently. Win-Win.
Hackers don’t respect national holidays and when clients are panicking about some email that the site sent about a spammed comment, you just keep getting your beauty rest. We’ll address all their concerns. No questions asked. Well, maybe a couple, for clarification.
Why You Should Choose Us
The last thing that anyone wants to worry about is making sure a website is online. We proactively keep an eye on everything for you. Whenever we detect something isn’t right, we’re already working on resolving and restoring access.
No matter what kind of business you run, if you have an online store, or streaming your cat playing the piano, the website needs to load stupid fast. We’re stupid good at what we do and see load times cut by 50% or more when we start tinkering.
Nothing is worse than submitting a ticket and getting one of those annoying autoresponders that say they’ll get back to you on the next blue moon. We receive hundreds of tickets in a week and on average we respond and resolve the majority the same day.
(We’re actually there when you need us.)
What We Do, Summarized
Dedicated to you
Shared setups are beyond frustrating. Why pay the penalties of other’s misconfigured sites taking up all the resources? We only set up one website to one server. Always. No exceptions.
If there is a sales cycle that causes traffic to spike during a specific period of the year, we got you. We can, near instantly, scale your server’s resources to accommodate that and then scale them back.
Sometimes access to the site files is needed, but that can be stressful. Don’t sweat it. We’ll set up the account and send over all the configuration info. Then when they’re done, we’ll close up the account and everything is back to normal.
Happy Server, Happy Website
Outside of the website, the server needs patching, and maintenance too. We don’t pass the buck, we take care of all that too. Just another item off the checklist for you!
Visually Verified, Not Stirred
We actually review each plugin update, compare before and after screenshots, and verify the site is functioning normally. All done by a human.
Backups That Have Your Back
Our off-server backups ensure that if a data loss even occurs, the site becomes compromised, or the undo button isn’t working we can get it back to the way it needs to be, in a timely manner.
If any updates cause a break, we’re automatically notified and start working on a fix immediately. No need to keep an eye on the site, we’re already doing that for you.
Reports You’ll Enjoy Reading
With all of your new-found spare time, the reports that we can send over will show everything that we taking care of. No more surprises or red marks.
If You’re not first, you’re Last
Truer words have never been spoken. We combine multiple site optimization technologies to help your site achieve the best loading times possible so your site loads stupid fast.
We put powerful engines to work to cache (create static files of your site) that can be distributed to visitors in milliseconds. Yes, in fractions of a second. How’s your 0-100% speed now?
Content Delivery Networks
We enable multiple CDNs to work for you. When the caching engines are done, they grab the files and media and show it to every visitor in record time around the globe. Some might say we compete with Santa, minus the naughty/nice list.
Your stellar graphics team just finished this amazing artwork to put on the site, but it’s a massive file. No sweat, our compression algorithms will remove all the bloat from it without compromising the beauty of the image.
Hackers will attempt to infect your site with bugs, viruses, malware, and all the other nasty stuff to make life difficult. Our firewalls, monitoring, and near-immediate staff response prevent it.
With our advanced monitors, scanners, and detection systems we will always do our best to stay one step ahead. Just in case if that isn’t enough, our rapid response clean up team is on stand by to keep your site squeaky clean.
The Walled Garden
We don’t just put up one firewall, but actually several. Many nets catch many fish right? Well, we want to catch those malicious fishies. Our nets are nearly all-encompassing, but won’t impact legit visitor experiences.
Active Hardening Protection
To show how much we care about your site we actively use industry best practices to harden the site’s core setup and configuration. Translation: We don’t set it and forget, we keep working on it.
We analyze, review, and score each page and post to ensure that it is easy to read for your visitors. We will make the changes necessary and provide additional recommendations on how to score higher in search results.
Search Engine Connection
When you add new content, blog posts, and other useful information it’s paramount to get that indexed by Google, Bing, and others. We’re already 5 steps ahead, we set up a link to them so they get the update whenever those updates happen.
Share, Like, Tweet, Pin, Post
Ensuring your brand has a consistent appearance across social media networks is a full-time job in itself. We enable an easy to customize feature that allows you to manage that appearance right from within the post or page.
We enable one of the most useful tools on the market: keyword evaluation. You can type in as many different keywords and/or combinations and we’ll analyze the page or post to show you how to make it as optimal as possible.
Yes, We’re Open
No more late nights reading Google results on how to fix the white screen of death the night before a deadline. We are here to help give you a break for some coffee.
While banks close for any reason, your website doesn’t. We are here to help no matter what day or time. That’s truly 24/7 support.
Nothing is worse than submitting a request and hearing back a week later. You need help and you need it now. That’s why you’ll hear from us in 8 hours or less. (Typically a lot sooner than that.)
Consider It Done
99% of our client’s requests are less than 30 minutes of work. Everything outside of that might need a little more TLC and rest assured we’ll get it taken care of one way or another.