Ready for your websites to just, you know, work?

Take a deep breath,
you are in the right spot!

Peace of Mind,
Comprehensive, &
There When You Need It

WordPress Hosting,
WordPress Maintenance,
WordPress Performance,
WordPress Security,
WordPress SEO, &
WordPress Support

How We Help You

WordPress Hosting

So you’re watching the spinning circle of doom waiting for Go Father’s web service to finally load the site, so you can make one small tweak. Your time is more valuable than that. We host one site to one server. That’s it. 1:1 ratio, never shared. Ever.

WordPress Maintenance

Imagine never having to update a plugin or theme ever again. Imagine not having to check the visual comparison screenshots for dozens, or hundreds, of sites. We will do that for you. Best of all: we inspect, compare, and validate each update ourselves. With real human eyes.

WordPress Performance

Websites receive report cards too you know. Being the overachievers that we are, we strive to get A’s each and every time. That’s why when we partner with you, we’ll ensure each site gets a 90/100 or higher score every time.

WordPress Security

Nothing bums out a weekend barbeque more than a call about how a site has been hacked. The headache of cleaning that up and then configuring the security all over again. We address all of those points and more proactively and daily.

WordPress SEO

The best kind of client is one you didn’t have to spend money to get an ad in front of them. The best kind of service is one that you find easily and didn’t have an ad in your face. We combine both worlds so everyone is happy. Organically, easily, and consistently. Win-Win.

WordPress Support

Hackers don’t respect national holidays and when clients are panicking about some email that the site sent about a spammed comment, you just keep getting your beauty rest. We’ll address all their concerns. No questions asked. Well, maybe a couple, for clarification.

Dozens of companies choose us.
Why should you?

Monitored Uptime

The last thing that anyone wants to worry about is making sure a website is online. We proactively keep an eye on everything for you. Whenever we detect something isn’t right, we’re already working on resolving and restoring access. 

Robust Performance

No matter what kind of business you run, if you have an online store, or streaming your cat playing the piano, the website needs to load stupid fast. We’re stupid good at what we do and see load times cut by 50% or more when we start tinkering.

Real People

Nothing is worse than submitting a ticket and getting one of those annoying autoresponders that say they’ll get back to you on the next blue moon. We receive hundreds of tickets in a week and on average we respond and resolve the majority the same day.

(We’re actually there when you need us.)

Here Are Some More Reasons

WordPress Hosting
– The Highlights –
Dedicated to you

Shared setups are beyond frustrating. Why pay the penalties of other’s misconfigured sites taking up all the resources? We only set up one website to one server. Always. No exceptions.

Scalability Flexibility

If there is a sales cycle that causes traffic to spike during a specific period of the year, we got you. We can, near instantly, scale your server’s resources to accommodate that and then scale them back.

Easy Access

Sometimes access to the site files is needed, but that can be stressful. Don’t sweat it. We’ll set up the account and send over all the configuration info. Then when they’re done, we’ll close up the account and everything is back to normal.

Happy Server, Happy Website

Outside of the website, the server needs patching, and maintenance too. We don’t pass the buck, we take care of all that too. Just another item off the checklist for you!

WordPress Maintenance
– The Highlights –
Visually Verified, Not Stirred

We actually review each plugin update, compare before and after screenshots, and verify the site is functioning normally. All done by a human.

Backups That Have Your Back

Our off-server backups ensure that if a data loss even occurs, the site becomes compromised, or the undo button isn’t working we can get it back to the way it needs to be, in a timely manner.

Proactive Monitoring

If any updates cause a break, we’re automatically notified and start working on a fix immediately. No need to keep an eye on the site, we’re already doing that for you.

Reports You’ll Enjoy Reading

With all of your new-found spare time, the reports that we can send over will show everything that we taking care of. No more surprises or red marks.

WordPress Performance
– The Highlights –
If You’re not first, you’re Last

Truer words have never been spoken. We combine multiple site optimization technologies to help your site achieve the best loading times possible so your site loads stupid fast.

Cache Money

We put powerful engines to work to cache (create static files of your site) that can be distributed to visitors in milliseconds. Yes, in fractions of a second. How’s your 0-100% speed now?

Content Delivery Networks

We enable multiple CDNs to work for you. When the caching engines are done, they grab the files and media and show it to every visitor in record time around the globe. Some might say we compete with Santa, minus the naughty/nice list.

Media optimization

Your stellar graphics team just finished this amazing artwork to put on the site, but it’s a massive file. No sweat, our compression algorithms will remove all the bloat from it without compromising the beauty of the image.

WordPress Security
– The Highlights –
Bug-Be-Gone Protection

Hackers will attempt to infect your site with bugs, viruses, malware, and all the other nasty stuff to make life difficult. Our firewalls, monitoring, and near-immediate staff response prevent it.

Extinguishing Fires

With our advanced monitors, scanners, and detection systems we will always do our best to stay one step ahead. Just in case if that isn’t enough, our rapid response clean up team is on stand by to keep your site squeaky clean.

The Walled Garden

We don’t just put up one firewall, but actually several. Many nets catch many fish right? Well, we want to catch those malicious fishies. Our nets are nearly all-encompassing, but won’t impact legit visitor experiences.

Active Hardening Protection

To show how much we care about your site we actively use industry best practices to harden the site’s core setup and configuration. Translation: We don’t set it and forget, we keep working on it.

WordPress SEO
– The Highlights –
Readability

We analyze, review, and score each page and post to ensure that it is easy to read for your visitors. We will even provide recommendations on how to get that score higher without the site sounding like a 3rd grader wrote it.

Search Engine Connection

When you add new content, blog posts, and other useful information it’s paramount to get that indexed by Google, Bing, and others. We’re already 5 steps ahead, we set up a link to them so they get the update whenever those updates happen.

Share, Like, Tweet, Pin, Post

Ensuring your brand has a consistent appearance across social media networks is a full-time job in itself. We enable an easy to customize feature that allows you to manage that appearance right from within the post or page.

Keywords

We enable one of the most useful tools on the market: keyword evaluation. You can type in as many different keywords and/or combinations and we’ll analyze the page or post to show you how to make it as optimal as possible.

WordPress Support
– The Highlights –
Yes, We’re Open

No more late nights reading Google results on how to fix the white screen of death the night before a deadline. We are here to help give you a break for some coffee.

Even Holidays

While banks close for any reason, your website doesn’t. We are here to help no matter what day or time. That’s truly 24/7 support.

Timely Responses

Nothing is worse than submitting a request and hearing back a week later. You need help and you need it now. That’s why you’ll hear from us in 8 hours or less. (Typically a lot sooner than that.)

Consider It Done

99% of our client’s requests are less than 30 minutes of work. Everything outside of that might need a little more TLC and rest assured we’ll get it taken care of one way or another.

What It Comes All Down To

WordPress Hosting Pricing

Base

$100/month

– Dedicated Server
– 1 CPU Core
– 1 GB of RAM
– 25 GB File Storage
– 250 GB Media Storage
– Unlimited Bandwidth
– 1000 Mbps Connection
– Multisite | Supported
– SSL Certificates | Included
– DDoS Firewall | Included
– Fully Managed Server
– OS Updates | Included
– OS Security Patching | Included

Intermediate

$250/month

– Dedicated Server
– 4 CPU Cores
– 8 GB of RAM
– 150 GB File Storage
– 1000 GB Media Storage
– Unlimited Bandwidth
– 1000 Mbps Connection
– Multisite | Supported
– SSL Certificates | Included
– DDoS Firewall | Included
– Fully Managed Server
– OS Updates | Included
– OS Security Patching | Included

Ultimate

$500/month

– Dedicated Server
– 8 CPU Cores
– 32 GB of RAM
– 500 GB File Storage
– 5000 GB Media Storage
– Unlimited Bandwidth
– 1000 Mbps Connection
– Multisite | Supported
– SSL Certificates | Included
– DDoS Firewall | Included
– Fully Managed Server
– OS Updates | Included
– OS Security Patching | Included

We do offer custom-built solutions as well for sites that are a bit more complex.

WordPress Maintenance Pricing

Automated Maintenance

$25/month

– Site Backups | Daily
– Plugin Updates | Weekly
– Theme Updates | Weekly
– WordPress Updates | Weekly
– Database Optimization | Monthly
– Database Cleanup | Monthly
– Uptime Monitoring | 5 Minute Interval
– Reporting | Monthly

White Glove Maintenance

$75/month

– Site Backups | Hourly
– Plugin Updates | Daily & Site Visually Verified
– Theme Updates | Daily & Site Visually Verified
– WordPress Updates | Daily & Site Visually Verified
– Database Optimization | Daily
– Database Cleanup | Daily
– Uptime Monitoring | 60 Second Interval
– Reporting | Weekly

WordPress Performance Pricing

Automated Performance

$10/month

– Performance Report Card | Weekly
– Notify Search Engines | Google
– CDN | Site Files Only
– Image Optimization | New Items Only
– File Compression
– 90/100 Desktop Score Guarantee

White Glove Performance

$30/month

– Performance Report Card | Daily
– Notify Search Engines | Google & Bing
– CDN | Site Files & Media
– Image Optimization | All Items
– File Compression
– CSS Optimization
– Javascript Optimization
– 90/100 Desktop/Mobile Score Guarantee

WordPress Security Pricing

Automated Security

$25/month

– Antivirus Scans | Weekly
– Malware Scans | Weekly
– Audit Logging | Included
– Two Factor Login | Included
– Infected Site Cleanup | Not Included
– Local Website Firewall | Not Included
– Intrusion Protection | Not Included
– Ongoing Site Hardening | Not Included

White Glove Security

$75/month

– Antivirus Scans | Daily
– Malware Scans | Daily
– Audi Logging | Included
– Two Factor Login | Included
– Infected Site Cleanup | Included
– Local Website Firewall | Included
– Intrusion Protection | Included
– Ongoing Site Hardening | Included

WordPress SEO Pricing

Automated SEO

$75/month

– SEO Checkup Analysis | Monthly
– Social Media Appearance Set Up
– Sitemap Generation
– Unlimited URL Redirection
Moz Pro Monitoring

White Glove SEO

$225/month

– SEO Checkup Analysis | Weekly
– Social Media Appearance Set Up
– Sitemap Generation
– Unlimited URL Redirection
Moz Pro Monitoring
– Public Keyword Ranking
– Autolinking Internal Content
– 90/100 Score Guarantee

WordPress Support Pricing

Hourly Support

$75/hour

– 9a – 5p PST Support Hours
– Monday – Friday
– Holidays | Not Included
– Request Working Time | Unlimited
– Number of Requests | Unlimited
– Requests Processed Weekly | Unlimted

24/7/365 Support

$225/month

– 24 Hour Support Hours
– Every Day
– Holidays | Included
– Request Working Time | 30 Minutes
– Number of Requests | Unlimited
– Requests Processed Weekly | Up to 5

Frequently Asked Questions

Coming soon!